damnit...you beat me to it.
Hey everybody........
go to http://www.craigslist.com
And sign up and post his email all over it advertising stuff for free or for real cheap...
And in the personal adds under gay
And do it in as many towns as you have the spare time to do...
He will get contacted by every fag and scammer there is...and your email is protected on craigslist....just set up a crappy hotmail account just for this one job ...